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Alan: Dammit every time i come shopping with you, something happens to raise my blood pressure.

Kathy: What do you mean, every time, you don't even come home most nights, let alone take me shopping.

Alan: So I work for a living.

Kathy: Work, huh is that what you call that Hankie Pankie with that big-titted secretary, now?

Alan: Oh please what the hell does that have to do with anything?

Kathy: Listen to you, every time something goes wrong you have to raise your voice. I never should have married you.

Alan: Want to split up then? Sounds Great. I can't wait to see the look on your face when the zombies eat you, it will be hilarious.

Kathy: "That's my line buster."