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Name: Liam Kobb (known as "Chock Grene")

Bio: Liam is an employee at the mall who idolizes Chuck Greene to the point of dressing as him and re-naming himself after him, but with a different spelling due to his lack of grammar.

Side Mission Name: Number One Fan

Location: Cinema

Weapon: Paddlesaw

Confrontation:

Chuck: Hello? Anyone here?

Liam: Oh my God...you're...you're Chuck Greene!

Chuck: Excuse me, but who are you?

Liam: Who am I...? WHO AM I? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! SEE? (Liam possesses the same hair style and clothes as Chuck Greene)

Chuck: I can...see that.

Liam: Can I have your autograph!?

Chuck: Listen...uh, kid...you shouldn't be here, let me take you to the safehouse...

Liam: The...the safehouse? BUT I CAN KILL ZOMBIES HERE!

Chuck: No, you have to go!-

Liam: NO! NO NO NO! I MUST FIGHT, LIKE YOU ON TERROR IS REALITY!

Chuck: News flash kid, people are dying-

Liam: THAT'S IT! IF MY IDOL CAN'T APPRECIATE ME, NO ONE CAN! (Liam equips his paddlesaw)

Death Scene

(Liam walks slowly towards a motorcross bike leaking kerosene edging towards an open flame) Liam: You think...you can kill...yourself?

Chuck: Hey, wait-!

Liam: I must...win...I must...become the ultimate....zombie killer...just like you...

(Chuck stares)

Liam: TERROR IS REALI- (the bike spontaneously explodes, sending Liam off of the balcony with the force of the explosion into a crowd of zombies)

Chuck: I guess it is.