User blog comment:TheConvictsSUCK/Submit weapon ideas!/@comment-24293966-20150726142123

BBQ grill + fireworks = ZBQ - Attracts zombies with the sweet smell of freshly cooked meat and then sends them flying. Can be a source of food, similar to the buffet cart.

Potted plant + chemicals = Audrey III - Who doesn't want a gigantic mutated plant by their side that spits acid and devours zombies like nachos?

Bowling ball + mini-rockets = Nova-Ball - Let go of this ball and allow it to fly around aimlessly at extreme speeds, knocking zombies out and setting them on fire at times.

Leaf blower + shrapnel = Sharpshooter - Sends rounds of razor-like shrapnel flying at zombies at great range and speed.

Iron cross + battery = God's Wrath - Sinners beware! The mighty hand of God Himself shall strike all that is impure and will send the undead back to hell!

Electric fan + bowie knife = Windslicer - What would happen if Weed Tenderizer was lighter, more portable, and had a greater range? Well, we have the answer right here!

Baseball pitching machine + gernade = Boom Chucker = This ridiculously overpowered weapon blasts zombies with explosives at an alarmingly fast rate, and can turn a horde to ashes in no time!

Queen + beehive = Colony = Congratulations! Now you have an entire farm of constantly reproducing Queens! A new bee every five minutes guaranteed!

Roller skates + machete = Slice 'N' Skate - Ride through an entire horde, slicing their legs like butter and incapitating them, a pleasant breeze and waves of gore and marrow in your face.

Machine gun + blowtorch = Molten Blaster - Regular bullets not deadly enough? Now try hitting zombies with red-hot molten iron, which eats through them like acid and eventually traps them in an iron shell.

Hedge clippers + broadsword = Choppers - Take more than just a bit off a top with this baby. Twice the blades, twice the size, twice the killing!

Air pump + box of nails = Nailer - Introduce the undead to a special party surprise by chucking out a nail-covered balloon and then having it explode in a cloud of spikes.

Sorry about commenting this late. I couldn't help it - I'm sorry! :P