User blog comment:TheConvictsSUCK/Submit psychopath ideas!/@comment-3519666-20140119104043

Name - Roger Mist. Job - Janitor. Age - 49. Location - A park. Let's assume the hero's Nick. Profile - Dedicated janitor that hates vandalism. -- Nick heads outside to find Roger scrubbing the floors with a bucket and mop. Roger takes a moment to pause. A zombie appears behind Roger. Nick points to it, but Roger isn't looking. Casually he spins around and decapitates the zombie, Nick realising he now has a Pole Weapon. Roger starts scrubbing the blood off the floor where he killed the zombie. Roger gasps. Roger grabs his Pole Weapon in both hands and jumps at Nick. -- Roger attacks with his Pole Weapon. He can also throw jars of liquid soap at Nick, which break on impact and cause him to slip over on them. Lastly, if Nick stays near Roger for too long, he will pull out a bucket and slam it on Nick's head, and if he doesn't get it off in time Roger will deliver another attack. -- Roger slumps to his knees, before charging at Nick again. They lock shoulders, Roger trying to stab Nick with the Pole Weapon. Roger's strength ebbs away however, and Nick overpowers him, managing to cut off Roger's legs in the process. Nick drops the screaming Roger in disgust, where, humourously, he lands upside-down in his bucket, still screaming, until he drowns in the blood he's collected. After Roger is defeated, if Nick breaks any glass or anything like that it will not be fixed again if he enters and exits an area.
 * N: Hey, buddy, you OK?
 * R: Oh, wonderful! Another survivor. How are you?
 * N: I'm fine, but it's not safe out here. There are zom-
 * R: Zombies everywhere, I know. I've heard all about 'em. They're annoying, sure, but at least they're clean. Makes my job a hell of a lot easier!
 * N: That's true. I've killed hundreds of zombies, you should be safe with me-
 * R: What? You...you killed all these zombies?
 * R: ZOMBIES...are slow. They're not too bright either.
 * R: So why do you survivors want to kill 'em so much? HUH? Can't you just walk around 'em?
 * N: Sir, I kill zombies for my own survival!
 * R: YOU SURVIVORS ARE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE!
 * R: 30 years...30 years I've been working this damn job...no chance of a promotion...no chance of a raise either. And you're the asshole who thinks it's OK to smash everything up? Make a mess? ARE YOU THAT SELFISH? Well it's about time I made a mess!