User blog comment:Slasher Chaos/My Psychopath Ideas/@comment-3337232-20120706024215

the unnamed fastfood mascot should be a combination of the King AND Ronald. A guy dressed as a clown king that works at McBurgerlots (like Camelot, for the king part). He could use a makeshift sword and shield of a big metal/novelty hamburger for a shield and a big metal/novelty french fry for a sword/club thing. And his name can be Ron King or maybe an altered combo of the name's of the main founders of McDonald's and Burger King.