User blog comment:TheConvictsSUCK/Submit psychopath ideas!/@comment-70.129.134.144-20130822182627

Name: Baucis White

Occupation: Gardener

Storyline

Baucis was a good man, but when the apocalypse took place, he was helping his co-worker, Jimmy Foreman, when a zombie pushed him to the ground. Jimmy whacked the zombie, but hurt Baucis in the process.

B: What the heck was that for man?!

JF: I'm sorry man I didn't mean-

B:SHUT UP! You're gonna pay Jimmy...

Nick walks into a large mansion. He sees Baucis in the backyard laughing. He walks out back and sees Jimmy and two men tied up in front of a lawnmower.

N: Hey, What's going on here?!

B: Well as you can see I'm making fertilizer. These days I have to toil the dirt, trim the hedges,

you know, Gardener Stuff.

(B: Revs Lawnmower.)

JF: Help m-

B: BE QUIET JIMMY! Hmm... Well I could use a little extra... C'mere... SO I CAN SHRED YOU!

Weapon: Lawnmower with saw blades attached to mower, hedge trimmers for long range

and a weedwacker with bowie knifes attached

Death:

(Walks to hedge shaped as a man)

B: But... I had... So much... to dooOoo.... (Falls Back into tool shed full of blades)

N:...I guess he was the one who got shredded.

Unlock: LawnBlade, KnifeWacker.