Faster Than a Speeding Zombie

"There's some super-quick zombies out there! Are they really even zombies?? Frank, go check it out quick!"

- Otis

Equipment:
 * Lead Pipe
 * 30 Cooking Oil
 * 1 Well-done Steak
 * 1 Pizza

Trivia

 * Otis's description is a parody of the controversy posed by some zombie fans that running zombies are not true zombies.