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'''KNOW THE SIGNS. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS'''

Imagine, for a moment, falling prey to a zombie bite. Your first response will be to HIDE the wound and deny - to yourself and others - that anything is wrong. No-one wants to fall victim to hasty and bloody pre-emptive action!

This is precisely why it's so important to look out for your friends and loved ones, and check constantly for signs of infection. Follow the 'FEAR' code below and stay on the alert: their life could be in your hands. F is for FINE

When confronted, do they deny that anything is wrong? If they keep telling you they're 'fine', but seem injured, be on your guard.

E is for EXPOSURE

Could they have been exposed to infection? Have they been on holiday to zombie-themed resorts recently? Have they been consorting with groups defending 'zombie rights'?

A is for APPETITE

Have their eating habits changed significantly? Look out for: increased appetite for meat (especially pork)/ordering steak 'rare' rather than 'well done'/kissing or nibbling more enthusiastically.

R is for RUN

If ALL THREE of these symptoms are present, it's time to act. Get hold of some Zombrex and be prepared to defend yourself, or to get the hell out of there if they resist - or if it's already too late.