User blog comment:TheConvictsSUCK/Submit psychopath ideas!/@comment-205.200.221.94-20150801205453

Name: Jack Pine

Age: 39

Occupation: Lumberjack

Hostages: None

Location: Lumber Yard

Victims: Unknown, but lets just say lots of innocent people

Weapons: Axe, Saw Blades,

Bio: A beloved lumberjack who immigrated to the United States from Canada, Jack was driven crazy when the outbreak killed his fellow lumberjacks. He now captures innocent survivors, thinking that they're pieces of lumber that need to be cut.

Fight Intro: The hero from Dead Rising 4, I'll call him Hank, walks into the lumber yard and hears screaming. He runs over and sees Jack shoving a victim through a rip saw. Hank: "What the?!" Jack: "The lumber won't cut itself there eh?" Hank: "Oh my god! You're chopping these poor people up. They didn't do anything to you!" Jack: "I'm behind schedule ya hoser, and I won't stand for that! Jack pulls out his axe and charges at Hank.

Battle: Jack will chop at Hank with his axe which takes off 1 and a half bars of health. If Hank is out of range of Jack's axe, he will hurl saw blades at Hank that take off half a bar of health. Jack can also grapple Hank and throw him into a pile of lumber. Jack will periodically drink from a bottle of maple syrup to regain some health. Jack can spin in a circle and chop at Hank's legs. If the hit lands, Jack will yell "TIMBER!"

Death: Jack stumble

Death: Jack will stumble around and hit the switch to a woodchipper. He tries to lunge at Hank, who is in front of the woodchiper, but Hank dodges and Jack falls into the woodchipper and is chipped apart.

Rewards: Hank will earn the Canadian Special combo blueprint which combines and axe with a saw blade.

Inspirtation: Stereotypical Canadian Lumberjack