Theodore Smith

"People not very good to me. Not like Snowflake. Snowflake my friend."

- Ted Smith, on Snowflake.

"TED NOT SLOW!!!"

- Ted misinterpreting Chuck's statement.

Ted Smith is a psychopath in Dead Rising 2. Before the zombie outbreak in Fortune City, he worked as a tiger trainer at the Yucatan Casino.

Dead Rising 2
After the zombie outbreak, Ted devotes himself to feeding "fresh meat" to Snowflake, one of the Yucatan's Bengal tigers. Mocked his whole life because of his weight and low intelligence, he considers the tigers he trains to be his only friends, and becomes extremely angry if he believes someone is making fun of him. Ted will brand Chuck as "fresh meat" and knock him unconscious. He will then drag Chuck to Snowflake. Chuck tells him that he will find fresh meat for Snowflake and tries to calm him down. He tells him to take it "Nice and slow", which Ted interprets as being called 'slow'. He then gets angry and tells Snowflake to attack. This starts the fight. After he is defeated, he will crawl to a statue and then call out to Snowflake to eat him, then succumbs to his wounds.

Trivia

 * Ted's psychopath music is "Narrow Escape" by Celldweller.