User blog comment:Jakeinator/Advice West and Advice Greene/@comment-2236149-20101030222230

Chuck: GET A MOTORBIKE AND CHAINSAW TOGETHER... WHERE DID THIS SECOND CHAINSAW COME FROM? Next: Chuck: I HAVEN'T COVERED WARS... BUT GIVE ME A BLAST FREQUENCY GUN AND AMPLIFIER AND I'LL MAKE A BFG! And: Frank: BRAD BECOMES A ZOMBIE. LOT OF REMORSE. JESSIE BECOMES A ZOMBIE. NO REMORSE. And of course: Frank: PAMELA'S GETTING RAPED BY 100 ZOMBIES! SAVE HER! BRIAN AND TODD ARE GETTING MUGGED BY 100 ZOMBIES! LEAVE THEM! ('Scuse the Language in that last one).