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The following is the live blogging transcript by the Tape it or Die crew that aired on August 11, 2010 at approximately 5:30pm (though canonically, it was before 3am on September 25, 2010). The live blogging was apart of a viral marketing campaign for the release of Dead Rising 2 that got viewers excited and learning about Terror is Reality before the show was suddenly interrupted by the zombie outbreak.

Terror Is Reality Liiiiveblogging!Edit

Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:33 PM

Hey folks! Johnny Pipes here!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

Welcome to a totally live edition of Tape It Or Die!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

Coming to you straight from Terror is Reality XVII!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

(Payback.)



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

To my left is the lovely Gretchen!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

So I’ll be typing with my right hand. ;)



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

She’s not signed on yet.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

So take my word for it.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

And somewhere across the way are Lefty and Wallace.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

Give us a shout, guys!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

………



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

Okay, never mind.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:34 PM

Time to put my arm around Gretchen’s shoulders.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

Okay that didn’t work.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

Time to move down to the thighs!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

SUP SUCKAS!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

Lefty, don’t interrupt!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

 ;_;



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

Well, at least you’re on now.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

That’s a good thing.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

Where’s Wallace?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

You’re all slacking on our first live broadcast!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:35 PM

He’s coming.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

That’s what she said!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

Ha HA!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

lol



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

Hopefully we won’t have to start without them.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

Gretchen’s giving me a dirty look.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

I *like* it!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

Testing.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

Wallace!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

Test.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

You’re doing fine Wallace.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

No more tests.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

sup, Wallace (lol, I’m right next to you.)



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

This just in: Gretchen’s WiFi not working.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:36 PM

I will be speaking for her.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

“Oh, Johnny Pipes, it’s such a dream come true sitting next to you.”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

“I’m feeling all hot and bothered just inhaling your musk.”



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

“SCIENCE”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

“I do declare, Lancelot, don’t you talk for me.”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

“Especially when my Pipe Machine is here to hold me in his arms.”



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

We barely have another minute before the show starts. Maybe we should have tested beforehand.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

We should be fine.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

“I agree, but goodness gracious are these clothes itchy.”



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

think I just saw TK!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:37 PM

Where?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

I don’t see him.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

You’re not *lying* to Johnny Pipes, are you?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

You can get a glance of him behind the stage.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

mebbe you can’t see him



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

Damn your VIP status!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

We Proletariat will have our revenge!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

lol, gretch should have bought better tickets



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

cheap



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

How dare you offend my lady’s honor!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

I challenge you to a duel!



Johnny Pipes,

Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:38 PM

“Oh, Johnny, you’re so brave.”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

“And handsome.”



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

JP, you write too fast.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

Nonsense!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

I write at a perfectly acceptable speed.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

truth



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

You see, Lefty agrees!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

ack. I meant with wallace.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

Slow down a bit.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

Wow, Brutus and Judas over there!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

Fine! Johnny Pipes won’t make consecutive comments.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:39 PM

Starting now.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

nice



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

“But that doesn’t mean *I* can’t make consecutive comments.”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

“Oh my, it’s so hot in here.”



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

That’s enough, Jonathon.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

Wo0t!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

Foiled again!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

The lights are going down.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

sweet, it’s starting!!!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

Looks like Gretchen joined us just in time!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

Indeed.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

this music is axesome!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

Hm, don’t recognize it.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:40 PM

Me neither.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

srsly?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

It’s hard to tell what the music is when it’s this loud.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

it’s “Pernicious Prince”.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

by TK himself.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

It has no lyrics.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

instrumental version. >_<



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

Announcer’s coming on.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

I must say, the excitement here is almost palpable.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

Zombies took Las Vegas and Willamette!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

Are you going to do the paraphrasing, Wallace?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

Because I can probably do that more accurately.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:41 PM

Ack, but not when I promised to slow down my posts.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

Never mind.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

But tonight, we’re getting a little payback!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

ahhh, I like the sound of that!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

There are numerous fireworks going off in the center of the ring.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

It’s actually quite beautiful.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

They’re welcoming everyone to Fortune City.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

america’s entertainment playground?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

You disagree, Lefty?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

nah, just hadn’t heard it before.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:42 PM

Makes sense, though. I mean, there’s even a zombie opera.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

I don’t recommend that.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

Yes, apple plum, we all read your post.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

yeah, and it doesn’t get much more entertaining than TIR.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

This is the most exciting place in America tonight!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

But not across the world. ;)



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

lol, ya, there’s somewhere in brazil that’s more exciting than this!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

I’m going to note that Jonathon actually says his little pet names for me aloud before typing them. It’s really quite disturbing.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:43 PM

Ha HA!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

America’s biggest nightmare! Caged but not tamed!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

(He’s talking about zombies.)



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

I’d like to see the CURE’s take on that line.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

didn’t they say the same thing about king kong?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

Now the announcer is just talking about how the contestants are all actual survivors who are going to deal with their past.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

And win money.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

Yeah, that too.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

it’s time fr america’s best sho!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

TEORRR IS REALITY!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:44 PM

Hot damn!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

It’s good to see your spelling doesn’t improve with excitement, Lance.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

And here’s the host, Tyrone King!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

Huh, he looks smaller in real life.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

That’s because we’re sitting so far away, Jonathon.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

Good point.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

TK: Are your hungry for a little terror?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

I’ve never been so close to one of my heores before!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

this is awesome.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

Hero? Really?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

somebody take a picture and post it!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:45 PM

I can take a picture of the big screen if you want.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

dooo it!!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

Let’s send them a little message, he says.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

Whoopsie go!



Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

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Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

Doink!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

aw, yeah!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

You’ve gotta be willing to risk it all if you’re every really gonna…



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

WIN BIG!!!!!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

What he said.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:46 PM

I honestly doubt those twins can maintain that figure without some form of starvation method.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

lol wut?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

Don’t worry, honey puff, you’re big where it counts.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

Okay, they’re announcing the contestants.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

Didn't you cover this a bit ago?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

Yes.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

here



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

http://www.tapeitordie.com/blog/comparing-terror-reality-contestants



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

Awesome!



Gretchen,

Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:47 PM

Is anyone else not getting reader comments?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

nah, i don’t think they’re woking on our end.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

sorry, readers.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

Keep leaving your comments, folks! Johnny Pipes will respond to all your comments afterword! Promises and hugs! ;D



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

Keep leaving them! :D



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

First up is Chuck Greene!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

Hey, that’s the guy you’re friends with.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

No, it’s just that I used to follow him when he was in Motocross.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

He looks so serious.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

You’re closer to being friends with him than I am, Wally.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:48 PM

wait, are they STARTING with slicecycles?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

Looks like it.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

weird. usually that’s the end game.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

Maybe they’re hoping to keep things fresh?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

Maybe there’s something even *more* insane!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

if they have something crazier than slicecyles, this is going to be the best day of my life.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

Next is champion barista Anim White.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

Who?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

Anim White.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

That’s not a person.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:49 PM

yeah, he’s not on that list like leon or roland or bobby or chuck.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

In the program, it lists Roland and Bobby as replacements.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

for who?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

Anim White, apparently.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

Next is Kristopher Bookmiller.



Johnny Pipes,

Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

And this guy.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

Odd.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

you got some crappy intel there, wally! LOL



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

That’s what Carl told me.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

Don’t blame Carl for this, big guy!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

lol



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

Now be nice.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:50 PM

By the way, you two drunk yet, over on your side?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

in good time, dude. are you already high on red bulls?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Only two cans so far.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Finally, there’s Leon Bell!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Hot damn! We had 50% of the names correct!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Now that’s a druggie face if ever I saw one. Look at his under-eyes.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Maybe he went to bed late last night.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

I went to medical school, Jonathon.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Yeah, JP, he’s known for his drug scandals.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

SHUTUP EVERYONE TK IS TALKING!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

We’re not actually speaking…



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:51 PM

Poll time!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

Or maybe Roland and Bobby will make a surprise comeback!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

And they’re off!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

my life has led up to this day!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

Leon Bell takes an early lead.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

Chuck Green is close behind.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

Going more around the periphery of the zombie horde.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

They’re all going too fast. How many casualties has this had, again?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:52 PM

Odd strategy.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

no death, 8 baaad injuries.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Bell almost takes Greene out!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

FOUL! FOUL!!!!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Accident?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

That was no accident.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Bookmiller and White look pretty pathetic.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

awwww, here come the zombie dropping arms! MORE ZOMBIES!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Like they don’t know how to use motorcycles.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Or they’re scared.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Keep in mind, JP, they’re not professionals.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Greene’s taken the lead!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Nobody’s going for the tagged zombies. They’re worth so much more.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Few more seconds!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Greene just plowed through a pile of tagged zombies!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

THIS IS LIVING!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:53 PM

Way ahead.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

Too far ahead!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

And Chuck wins!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

YES!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

Alright! Go Chuck!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

woah! Enthusiasm from the ice queen?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

Shut up, Lance.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

That was exhilarating.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

totally



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

And it looks like there already setting up for the next one?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

that's pretty fast?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

Yeah, I guess they just pad it out on TV.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

Commercials and commentary and all that jazz.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:54 PM

Wait, is this even airing yet?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:55 PM

No, I think we’re spoiling it for everyone at home.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:55 PM

lol



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:55 PM

Pictures! Pictures that I took!



Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:55 PM

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Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:55 PM

Hup hup!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

I’m actually impressed, Johnathon. Those pictures aren’t horrible.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

*That’s* what impresses you about me?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

TK is presenting Chuck with his prize money.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

DAYUM, the twins look even better in person!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

Look like ants to me.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

I have to say, I’m glad that Chuck won. The only other contestant that really stood a chance was Leon Bell, and he did not look like someone I would call a champion.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

hater!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

Wow, they upped first prize to $20,000 this time.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

Lance, you were rooting for Chuck too.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

don make you less of a hater!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

I should smack you upside the head for such rude talk to my twinkle twinkle little star.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

Chuck is now being led off the stage to begin the next event.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

Wow, stadium’s already clean. *That’s* efficiency!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

what’s the next event?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

Didn’t you get a program?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

Mr. VIP?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

lol, my hot dog fell on it.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

It kind of looks like it’s going to be the Master Shafter.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

How can you tell, Wally?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

According to my program, it’s called the Master Shafter.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

Thank you, cherry pie, we’ve established that.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:57 PM

Because of those cannons.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

YES! I love this one!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

The ones that shoot the zombies into the air.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

Gotcha.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

Each of the contestants has been given a huge lance.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

yes?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

I’m sorry?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

lol, you said “lance.”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

Bad attempt at bad joke.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

-5 Points.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

Sorry, Lefty.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

 ;_;



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

Anyway!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:58 PM

The contestants compete to be the one to impale the zombie as it falls.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Okay, it’s starting!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

First zombie shot up.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Quick estimate: 45 feet high.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

woooooooo!!!!!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Coming down. Coming down!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Yeesh, imagine the splatter if they hit the ground.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Haha, look at the contestants vying for position.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Impaled!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Who’s the winner? Can anyone tell?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

I think it’s Anim White.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

The barista dude?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

Nice!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

guess those fapachinos helped him out.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 5:59 PM

That lance has to be difficult to keep upright when it’s impaling the body like that.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

That’s what she said!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

lol



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

Note: Gretchen just slapped me upside the head! Her hand is so soft.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

Quiet, Jonathon.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

Okay, they’re starting a new round.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

Let me see if I can get some video.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

lol, with a webcam?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:00 PM

Fine! Webcam won’t work. More pictures instead!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

And the zombie’s in the air.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

Can't commentate!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

Camera acting up!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

It looks like that one went even higher than the first.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

first one was kindof a porker, duh.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

Thank you for that, Lance.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:01 PM

And it’s been impaled!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

brrrrr, i can feel your ice all the way over here, gretch



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Leon Bell!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Leon Bell was the winner there.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

NICE!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Did he knock over Kris Bookmiller?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Yes.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Is that allowed?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

yep



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Oh.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:02 PM

More Pics! More! More!



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Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

Aaaand done!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

Okay, next round.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

How many rounds are there?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

changes every time.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

Anyone getting hungry? I’m getting hungry.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

Zombie’s in air!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

Oop! No time to eat!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

That’s about a 60 foot-high flight.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:03 PM

And now it’s coming down!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

dude, how can you tell the distance



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

Practice!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

Anim White just knocked down Leon Bell.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

Karma.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

Impaled!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

Anim White.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

again? he’s good at this.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

That’s what she said!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

lol



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

Sigh.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:04 PM

What, they’re already calling it?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

Only three rounds?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

Short.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

no kidding



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

So I’m guessing that means Anim White is the winner?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

Yeah.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

I’m actually a little disappointed that Chuck didn’t get anything this time around.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

Can’t win it all!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:05 PM

Unless you’re Killer Kyle Harris.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

Or Johnny Pipes!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

yeah, and this gets less money tha slicecycles



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

And now they’re presenting the award to White.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

The program says the next game is “Ball Buster.”



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

Ha HA, who thinks of these names?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

A twelve-year-old, apparently.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

lol, they’re pushing anim off the stage and back onto the floor.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

No rest for zombie killers, Lefty!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:06 PM

In this game, contestants have a gun that shoots bowling balls, and they have to hit as many zombies as possible.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

I think I’d be decent at this game. My aim is pretty good, considering my gun practice.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

yeah, but those things aint handguns. More like portable artillery



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

I like this one! Zombies just pop out of random doors.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

Like Whack-a-Mole! Shoot-a-Zombie!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

Is there any real sense of danger, though?



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

nah, not really.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

All the contestants are on their own platform, and the zombies just hang pretty limply.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

Still, bowling balls at high velocity!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:07 PM

I suppose so…



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

Countdown!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

3



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

2



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

1



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

WOOOOOO!!!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

Three doors open! A2, B4, D1!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

Chuck Greene gets the first hit!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

Where are you getting those numbers from, Jonathon?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

Gotta map out the field!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

A-D vertically, 1-4 horizontally!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

C2, C3, D4 open!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

ooo, leon just shot like three zombies in a row!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

Leon Bell has hit a bonus zombie!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

A1, A3, B2, C4, D2 open!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

bonus!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:08 PM

That jams all of the other guns!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

What do you think they put in those “bonus balloons”?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Something explosive!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

A4, C3, D4 open!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Chuck Greene is on a rampage now!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Almost double the points of everyone else!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

dude’s a beast!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

I almost feel sorry for that Kristopher Bookmiller.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

B1, B3, C1, C2, D3 open!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

It doesn’t seem like he’s going to win anything.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

hey, that’s life in the zombie world



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Bookmiller got a bonus!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Spoke too soon, hotty tots!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Perhaps.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

Now Bookmiller has auto-fire for a few seconds!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

like a bowling ball machine gun, lol



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:09 PM

A3, B1, B4, C3, D1 open!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

He’s not using it very well, though. Just spraying it all around.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

......…Too easy.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

Ten seconds left!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

YAWN!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

Chuck obviously has this one in the bag.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

way too one-sided!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

A1, A4, B2, C1, C3, D2, D4 open!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

Chuck Greene isn’t too bad!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

yeah, but i like close matches!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

I think I’m going to agree with Lance.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

Aaaaannnnndd……



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

We’re done!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:10 PM

Piiiiiiiiiiictures!



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Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

I’m seriously hungry now!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

okay, cool, what’s next!



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

According to the program, there’s going to be a 20-minute recess between now and the next game.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

wtf?!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

this has hardly even been 20 minutes already!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

Cool! Time to get some food!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:11 PM

Does your program say what’s on tap next, Gretchen?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

I’m getting nachos! And a few more cans of Red Bull. Anyone want nachos?



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

Anyone?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

Next is “Zomboni”, “Bounty Hunter”, and “Stand Up Zomedy”.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

Last chance!



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

zombni? the new one?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

Yeah.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

awesome blossom!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

Fine, no nachos for any of you!



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

I’m off!



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

JP, you’re forgetting that we get served our food in our seats.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

He’s gone.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:12 PM

It’s suddenly a lot quieter. No constant typing or snickering.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

actually, i think im gonna goto the bathroom.



Left Hand Lance, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

if stand up zomedy is as funny as I think it will be, ill want an empty bladder.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

Thank you for sharing, Lance.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

He’s gone, too.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

Oh.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

Sooo……



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

Don’t try to pretend this is an awkward moment, Wallace.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

I was just checking my email.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

Oh, okay.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

So, have you eaten anywhere good around here?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:13 PM

I almost ate at that Dining at Davey’s place.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

But it reminded me too much of my father’s old diner. Too unhealthy.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

Haha, you’re going to health yourself to death, girl.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

Hahaha.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

Hey, do you think you could upload some more pictures?



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

My computer doesn’t have a camera, and part of me doesn’t want to touch Jonathon’s.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

Knowing JP, I think he’d be flattered



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:14 PM

Ugh, that’s what I’m afraid of.



Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:15 PM

Alright, here they are.



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Johnny Pipes, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:15 PM

There.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:15 PM

Nice.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:15 PM

You know, I still find it amazing how Zombrex sponsors everything here. They don’t even allow Associate Sponsors.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:15 PM

Yeah, must cost them a fortune.



Gretchen, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:15 PM

It’s somewhat odd, though, I haven’t seen any Zombrex for sale anywhere in the arena tonight.



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:16 PM

Did you hear something?



Wallace, Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:16 PM

kl;[



Wednesday, August 11, 2010 6:16 PM


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